Teen Planner Prints

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Babies.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Saving for College.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."