Teen Planner Mugs

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Saving for College.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"