Teen Counselor Gifts

Boy running away to join circus, clown running away to city.

Ethics exam cheater.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Sausages.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Don't you hate...

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.