Teen Book Enthusiast Gifts

Reading Dating Books.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Book market

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

The Month of August

Teen's Comet