Tee To Net Strategist Gifts

A golfer and a tennis player

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Obsession with the Internet.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Stag poker"

Golf lessons

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

Internet Cafe.

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'You say you want to speak to me about a raise?'

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Snooker.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"You don't need English on every shot."

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Golfer Snooker.

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'