Tee Box Tactician Pillows

A visor is very helpful when trying to follow the flight of your ball.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Building business relations.

Golf lessons

Football.

'What a control freak!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Snooker.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Golf

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'