Teddy Bear Whisperer Pillows

'Mom, my teddy bear isn't responsive to my needs.'

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

'You've cured me, Doc!'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Late night teddy reading

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Busy day

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Teddy Time Bears

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Child in a bear suit.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Teddy Bear

'I can change! I swear!'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...