Teddy Whisperer Pillows

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"What are you in for?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Interactive TV news.'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

WWW.World.com

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"All right. Time to grow up."

'I need a new toy!'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'