Teddy Bear Whisperer Gifts

'Mom, my teddy bear isn't responsive to my needs.'

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

'You've cured me, Doc!'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'At lone at last.'

Resourceful toddler

Bear Hugging Season Open

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

A baby playing on a grand piano

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Busy day

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Teddy Time Bears

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Child in a bear suit.

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I can change! I swear!'