Teddy Bear Repair Virtuoso T-Shirts

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Resourceful toddler

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Busy day

Childlike love

Teddy Time Bears

Teddy and friends.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Child in a bear suit.

Teddy Bear

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I can change! I swear!'