Techy Tastebuds Gifts

"Dinner's ready."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Microwave confusion.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Toy Store/Battery Store

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'll have the chef."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Data Processing Center.

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."