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"Dinner's ready."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Giggle.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Toy Store/Battery Store

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Microwave confusion.

"I'll have the chef."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Sale - Eyepod.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Data Processing Center.

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."