Technology Miscommunications Pillows

'Not that sort of 'mobile' you great fat t***."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'