Technology Miscommunications Prints

'Not that sort of 'mobile' you great fat t***."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!