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"You will stay after school and type out one hundred times...!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

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Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

"It appears you have a virus."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

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'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

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"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."