Technology Comedians Gifts

'We just followed you, you're supposed to have the sat nav system.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'Mom, I need a push.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.