Technical Term Buff T-Shirts

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Deflator mouse

Mikado

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Macbeth: Take Two

Of Mice and Men.

Masquerade

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Tristan Und Isolde

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Un ballo in maschera

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Binary Man

A Cow Striptease

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'I'm a star!'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Hollywood producer.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

Spike Milligan