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'How is this pronounced? Seven dollars and ninety-nine cents.'

'There's no easy way to say this... IDIOSYNCRASY.'

"You say lar-tay, I say latt-ay, let's call the whole thing off."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

The Department of People Who Can Still Say 'Paradigm' and 'Synergy' with Straight Faces.

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

Non-verbal Management Skills.