Techie With A Sweet Tooth Gifts

'I'll do those spreadsheets later - I've just worked out how to download jaffa cakes.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Jewish Geometry

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Unicorn in the Woods

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

"Grandpa, how old are you in human years?"

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Orchestra playing to working man.

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"Dr. Graham, we would like s'more Children."

When was the last time you cleaned this keyboard?

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'