Techie Teaser Pillows

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Erno Rubik at home.

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Behavioral Psychology Department

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

A Crossword puzzle.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

'Okay, I'm sorry I called you a cheeky monkey. Now, stop moaning and eat your banana!'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'