Techie Teaser Pillows

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

A Crossword puzzle.

Behavioral Psychology Department

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Your Sudoku is in the paper.

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'