Techie Forgetfulness Gifts

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"I googled to remember why I came into this room."

A memory stick's not much use , if you can't remember where it is.

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"