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'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

High speed cinder block

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"No, not that button!"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

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Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Snake with headphones.

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"