Techie Crook Gifts

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

High speed cinder block

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

Snake with headphones.

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.