Tech Whispers Pillows

Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

WWW.World.com

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Cellular Plan

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'