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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Deposit phones here

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

That's the company's health plan.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Why god isn't listening...

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"Gotta be an implant."

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Coronavirus Vaccine

"I AM a counsellor..!"

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

'You're thinking too much about your business.'

'I think they have lost a lot of flavour lately, I blame all this fast food they are eating.'