Tech Wellness Advocate Gifts

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

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GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

Deposit phones here

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

Why god isn't listening...

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

That's the company's health plan.

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"Gotta be an implant."

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Coronavirus Vaccine

'I think they have lost a lot of flavour lately, I blame all this fast food they are eating.'

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"I AM a counsellor..!"

I Want You . . . To Slim-Sown!

'You're thinking too much about your business.'