Tech Troubleshooting Trolls Gifts

"I wouldn't mind so much but it still isn't working!"

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Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Kevin had a computer virus.

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Tech-Support

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Computer technicians with too little training.

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

PC spits mud out

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'