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Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Computer technicians with too little training.

Home Business - Computer.

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Heck Support.

'Your Dell went to hell.'

Computer engineer who doesn't know what he's doing.

PC spits mud out

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"