Tech Troubleshooting Survivor Mugs

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Computer Frustration

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Computer technicians with too little training.

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Home Business - Computer.

PC spits mud out

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'