Tech-savvy Tooth Fairy Gifts

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

Veterinary Dentist.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'Dentristry medicine.'

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'That should do it -- just don't bite any mailmen for the next few hours.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'...The poor little fairy was just trying to leave you a coin for that tooth of yours.'

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'