Tech-savvy Tooth Fairy Mugs

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Boy who has been to the dentist

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Veterinary Dentist.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

'Dentristry medicine.'

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'That should do it -- just don't bite any mailmen for the next few hours.'

'...The poor little fairy was just trying to leave you a coin for that tooth of yours.'

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

'I wouldn't worry about not brushing before bed if it was just the one night, Mr. Van Winkle.'

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'