Tooth Fairy Friend Mugs

"Not one cavity. What's your secret?"

"Give them a while to settle in."

The tooth fairy.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'