Tooth Fairy Visit Mugs

'You're overdrawn sweetie. Open your mouth and say AAAAH!'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Does the Tooth Fairy RECYCLE the teeth?'

"This tooth fell out, so he gave me a tip and left."

'Look, Daddy! A quarter was left under my pillow by the Head-fairy (R) last night!'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'...The poor little fairy was just trying to leave you a coin for that tooth of yours.'

"Listen, kid...the tooth business is about volume, so I took them all."

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'