Tooth Fairy Devotee Mugs

"My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother."

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

"I've saved every tooth I ever lost...and someday I'm gonna have them all put back in!"

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.