Tech-savvy Strugglers Pillows

'I'm afraid keeping up with digital technology has finally taken its toll.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Halloween Selfie

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Wiccapedia.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'Don't get smart with me!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

The smartphone app learning curve

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Most people accept our party invitations. We robocall them into submission."

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"I have an app that alerts me when I'm delusional about be able to afford a property."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

'I finally discovered the secret of the Universe, and I forgot to bookmark it!'

"They recommend juvenile supervision when programming the remote."

'I lifted the user's manual for this software with one hand and . . . '

"First the TV remote, then the cell phone, Blackberry, iPod, and iPhone. Dad can't keep up with what he's supposed to lose."

'I tried to teach him to text, but you can't teach an old dog new tech.'