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'I'm afraid keeping up with digital technology has finally taken its toll.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Halloween Selfie

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Wiccapedia.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'Don't get smart with me!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

The smartphone app learning curve

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

'Lord...what's the meaning of my life?'

I know it's been ages since my last confession, but I trust you've been getting my texts?

"Most people accept our party invitations. We robocall them into submission."

"I have an app that alerts me when I'm delusional about be able to afford a property."

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

'I finally discovered the secret of the Universe, and I forgot to bookmark it!'

'I lifted the user's manual for this software with one hand and . . . '

"They recommend juvenile supervision when programming the remote."

Hi-Tech Santa Request.

"First the TV remote, then the cell phone, Blackberry, iPod, and iPhone. Dad can't keep up with what he's supposed to lose."