Tech-savvy Snow Fans Pillows

Snowman Selfie

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Penguin Remote

Easter Candy Island.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Trawling for Fish.

"I love this time of year."

Accept cookies?

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I prefer snow person."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

Lovely weather again.

Snowmen

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

'I tweet, therefore I am!'

Bear Snowboarding

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

Beware of the Dog.

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'