Snow And Surf Fans Pillows

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Penguin Remote

Trawling for Fish.

"I love this time of year."

Running out of Gas.

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

"I prefer snow person."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Lovely weather again.

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

Winter Olympics

Lake Skater

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

Bear Snowboarding

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Beware of the Dog.

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

'I'm just saying, I think abominable sems a bit harsh!'

Santa Snowboarding

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"