Surf & Turf Fan Pillows

"He's my cousin from Texas."

Holiday time.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Marco ..."

Boomerang cow.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Pull...'

ATM withdrawal

"Bip."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Oceanographer

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Your wave.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Dog catches UFO

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"My turn."

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'