Seashore Fans Pillows

Holiday time.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Starfish doing the wave.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

"What harm could it do...?!?"

"This is the way to f**cking do it."

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

"Mummy, Mummy, there's a pirate ship at anchor in the bay! Maybe Daddy's back!"

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'

Bathing Women