Seashore Fans Mugs

Holiday time.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Accident near the Pier

Shark Surfing the Waves.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

"What harm could it do...?!?"

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

"This is the way to f**cking do it."

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

Bathing Women

"Mummy, Mummy, there's a pirate ship at anchor in the bay! Maybe Daddy's back!"

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'