Tech-savvy Shrink Pillows

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Okay, dig that one up!

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"Buy my data $20"

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

'We just got another 'LOL' text.'

Modern money

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

"Latest in computerised cash management."

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

10K Text-And-Run.

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