Tech-savvy Shrink Pillows

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Okay, dig that one up!

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"Buy my data $20"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'We just got another 'LOL' text.'

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

Modern money

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

"Latest in computerised cash management."

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"

Santa Text Exchange

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."