Tech-savvy Prophets Pillows

Prpr 2 Skype thy Mkr.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

doom.com

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'Does it come with any Apps'

Internet Search- Find God

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Jesus Saves

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

Zeus recharges lightening bolts.

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"What format shalt I save these in?"

"He calls it the eBible."