Tech-savvy Priest Prints

The Pope tweets

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Palm Top Readings

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Internet Search- Find God

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."