Tech-savvy Pest Lover Gifts

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Birds with Headphones

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"It's an app."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Superintendent

'How long did you try before calling?'

There was a nasty bug going around.

Selfbee

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'They're so obvious about it.'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."