Tech-savvy Pest Lover Gifts

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Birds with Headphones

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

"It's an app."

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Selfbee

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'