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Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Go team!

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'