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Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"You've got to blurb me to her."