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'I just love this new ring tone.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.