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'...And when the bell rings, come out fighting. But first, please switch your cell phones to 'vibrate.''

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

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"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Headphone swing

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

I can be upgraded, can you?

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.

"Will you be able to provide me with the bare necessities, like unlimited talk, text and data?"

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'I can't see you either...'

'I don't fully trust my instinct, so I've entered the coordinates of the spawning ground into my GPS system,,,'

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

How Polar Bears communicate.