Tech-savvy Gift Givers T-Shirts

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

Shellfie

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

'Facebook knows me better than you do.'

"It's not quite the same."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'This is so real. When I got back to my car, it was dented on both sides.'

Gift Wrap Illusion

"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."

Need Internet To Manage My Bitcoins

Santa Text Exchange

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

'They carry a device to share images of furry creatures and get into virtual arguments with strangers.'

OMG

Santa deleting his e-mails.

'That? That's a store, hon. In the olden days people would buy things in stores instead of online.'