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"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

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"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

"Happy birthday!"

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

Modern money

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"Latest in computerised cash management."

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

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Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

Santa Text Exchange

'Now accepting credit cards.'

"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"

"I'll be annoyed if you spend too much on much Christmas present!!"

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Christmas present.

"Acme pogo stick"