Tech-savvy Fisher Gifts

I don't think I've ever seen a heat seeking hook before.

Fishing Drone

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Questions Online

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Sorry, you've been replaced by an app.

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

Plugged In

Hydrofoil wing boat.

The Blogger.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"